Pay attention to these because they can save you from some difficult times.
- Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
- Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.
- War doesn’t determine who is right, only who is left.
- Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
- Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
- Man who run behind car get exhausted.
- It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
- Man who fishes in other man’s well often catches crabs.
- Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky fingers.
- Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house.
- Man who farts in church sits in his own pew.
- He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
- Elevator smell different to midget.
- Those who quote me are fools.
- Confucius say too damn much.
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Confucius say, man who stand on toilet seat is high on pot.