A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, “Sir, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?”
The man gets really indignant and says, “Officer, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?”
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Here’s what you do *after* you’ve been stopped for speeding:
Take note of the pig’s license plate. Then, a few hours later, call the pigs from a payphone in different part of the city.
Tell the 911 operator that you saw the pig in question doing something illegal, whether buying drugs or forcing a prostitute to have sex. Also tell the operator that the pig threatened violence against you for seeing him do it.
If you happen to see the pig’s badge number, use that instead of the plate number. The advantage of the badge number is you can report it multiple times and be sure it’s the same pig.
I was pulled over heading to Montreal in the middle of nowhere. We had been enjoying a box of Entenmann’s Chocolate Chip Cookies, which we all know are like crack, I saved one just in case. Cop pulls me over and I offer her a cookie…she was not happy! Knew i should have gotten a damn donut!