Comments on: Getting smart with a cop http://www.funtasticus.com/2009/05/27/getting-smart-with-a-cop/ Funtasticus.com provides the best entertainment on the web. Daily issues with jokes, humor, videos, pictures and much more! Dont miss out! Sun, 22 Nov 2009 08:05:18 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Pony http://www.funtasticus.com/2009/05/27/getting-smart-with-a-cop/comment-page-1/#comment-18344 Pony Wed, 27 May 2009 16:26:06 +0000 http://www.funtasticus.com/?p=10664#comment-18344 I was pulled over heading to Montreal in the middle of nowhere. We had been enjoying a box of Entenmann's Chocolate Chip Cookies, which we all know are like crack, I saved one just in case. Cop pulls me over and I offer her a cookie...she was not happy! Knew i should have gotten a damn donut! I was pulled over heading to Montreal in the middle of nowhere. We had been enjoying a box of Entenmann’s Chocolate Chip Cookies, which we all know are like crack, I saved one just in case. Cop pulls me over and I offer her a cookie…she was not happy! Knew i should have gotten a damn donut!

]]> By: Me http://www.funtasticus.com/2009/05/27/getting-smart-with-a-cop/comment-page-1/#comment-18343 Me Wed, 27 May 2009 16:22:21 +0000 http://www.funtasticus.com/?p=10664#comment-18343 Here's what you do *after* you've been stopped for speeding: Take note of the pig's license plate. Then, a few hours later, call the pigs from a payphone in different part of the city. Tell the 911 operator that you saw the pig in question doing something illegal, whether buying drugs or forcing a prostitute to have sex. Also tell the operator that the pig threatened violence against you for seeing him do it. If you happen to see the pig's badge number, use that instead of the plate number. The advantage of the badge number is you can report it multiple times and be sure it's the same pig. Here’s what you do *after* you’ve been stopped for speeding:

Take note of the pig’s license plate. Then, a few hours later, call the pigs from a payphone in different part of the city.

Tell the 911 operator that you saw the pig in question doing something illegal, whether buying drugs or forcing a prostitute to have sex. Also tell the operator that the pig threatened violence against you for seeing him do it.

If you happen to see the pig’s badge number, use that instead of the plate number. The advantage of the badge number is you can report it multiple times and be sure it’s the same pig.

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