If you have ever been to IKEA you know that is is one of the worst experiences you will ever have.  Following those stupid blue arrows around a maze of cheaply made crap and filling out little pieces of paper with part numbers.  Oh you aren’t done yet you get to go play fantasy warehouse worker for the next 2 hours pulling boxes of wood that are most likely missing piece.  Once you get all that you get to argue with the person you went their with while packing your car and get to go home and play with the world’s greatest furniture assembly tool.  Can’t the make a freaking phillips head screw?? So if you are forced to go because your wife thinks it will be fun insist on the limo.