Existing User - Register Switch to "Safe for Work" Mode!
  • Advertise
  • Contact Us
  • Photo Gallery
  • Poll Results

Drinking has consequences

June 19th, 2009

A man was approached by co-worker at lunch who invited him out for a few beers after work. The man said that his wife would never go for it, that she does not allow him to go drinking with the guys after work. The co-worker suggested a way to overcome that problem: “When you get home tonight, sneak into the house, slide down under the sheets, gently pull down your wife’s panties, and give her oral sex. Women love it, and believe me, she’ll never mention that you were out late with the boys.”

So the man agreed to try it, and went out and enjoyed himself. Late that night, he sneaked into the house, slid down under the sheets, gently slid down his wife’s panties, and gave her oral sex. She moaned and groaned with pleasure, but after a little while, he realized he had to take a leak, so he told he he’d be right back, got out of bed and walked down the hall to the bathroom. When he opened the door and went in, he was very surprised to see his wife sitting on the john.

“How did you get in here?” he asked.

“Shhhhh!!!” she replied, “you’ll wake-up my mother!”

Related Posts with Thumbnails

Related Posts

  • Male Assertiveness
  • Jeeves, Take Off My Dress
  • Why Men Make Better Buddies
  • Men’s Friends vs Women’s Friends
  • What not to do on your Anniversary

Rate This Post

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
Loading ... Loading ...
Tell a Friend
Filed under: Stories and Jokes
  • Tags: dirty jokes , stories |
  • No Comments |
  • 286 views |
  • |
  • Subscribe
Leave a Reply

FUNTASTICA TOOLS



Add to Google

Add to Technorati Favorites


CATEGORIES

  • Home

  • Around the Globe
  • Celebrities
  • contests
  • cool pictures
  • Daily Pictures
  • Daily Videos
  • Gallery
  • Games
  • Hot Girls
  • Hot Links
  • Humor
  • Site News
  • sports
  • Stories and Jokes
  • Technology


blogads-blog-button


blog advertising is good for you

OUR FRIENDS

I-Am-Bored.com Blog Flux Local Entertainment

Rss feed
Get Funtasticus by email:
Delivered by FeedBurner

CURRENT POLL

Who will win the World Series?



View Results

Loading ... Loading ...

Great Deals

TOP RATED

  • Daily Selection
  • Friday Wild Girls
  • Adriana Lima Photo Gallery
  • Carolina ‘Pampita‘ Ardohain
  • Tata Thursday
  • Hard Nipples
  • Daily Cool Pics
  • Mid-Week Boob Grabbing Fun
  • Hold My Drink
  • Fail Humor!
  • I Love Beach Volleyball
  • Naughty Motivations (NSFW)
  • Catch The Moment
  • Funtasticus Links
  • Daily Cool Pics

Links

bl1 Busted Coverage The Bachelor Guy Brahsome on205th Uncoached College Humor NextRound Cameltap Sports Videos

Popular Tags

accidents actress ads amateurs animal pictures animals art ass beer bikini boobs cars Celebrities Commercials cool pictures Daily Pictures dogs funny funny pictures Funny videos girls girls kissing Hot Girls Hot Links Humor interesting pictures jokes lingerie model models nature nsfw offbeat pictures pets photography playboy sex sexy sports stories Stories and Jokes Technology thong Thongs travel
Your Ad Here

All materials posted on the website are copyrights of their respective owners.
Logo, name and all elements of design are the property of Funtasticus.com
Copyright 2007 - 2009 © Funtasticus.com. All rights reserved.