Little Johnny goes back to school on Monday and the teacher asks the kids if there was anything exciting that happened to them over the weekend.

Little Johnny is waving his hand like crazy, well the teacher knows how little Johnny is so she doesn’t want to call on him.

Finally, she gives in and calls on Johnny, “All right Johnny, what did you do this weekend?” Johnny says,” I rode in my wagon and had my dog pull me, well we came to this steep hill and we got going really fast, my dog couldn’t run fast enough.

The handle of the wagon rammed up his ass.” The teacher interupts and corrects Johnny by saying,”Rectum Johnny, Rectum.” Johnny says,”Recked UM? It damn near killed him!”