It’s always the same story when you get arrested for public urination.  officer I’m telling you I went to use the bathroom, but they were all underwater.  Why would I lie to you about that?  OK fine I am just too drunk to read the signs for the bathroom so I thought who am I hurting …dogs pee on the street all the time!  OK next time I won’t piss on a cop car while you are sitting inside..good advice.