Raising children in the day and age is not easy. You have to compete with 16 year old pop stars working a stripper pole, nude picture scandals, drugs in grammar school, and a whole lot more. The best way to prepare kids for this is to get them drinking as soon as possible so they are never the first to pass out at a party. You don’t want to see your kid with half a head shaved, no eyebrows, and colored in with a green Sharpie. Drink Young Party Long!




















































WTF is that hairdo in pic 19?
check out the 15 one…the “mammy”s face…wtf