Raising children in the day and age is not easy. You have to compete with 16 year old pop stars working a stripper pole, nude picture scandals, drugs in grammar school, and a whole lot more.  The best way to prepare kids for this is to get them drinking as soon as possible so they are never the first to pass out at a party.  You don’t want to see your kid with half a head shaved, no eyebrows, and colored in with a green Sharpie.  Drink Young Party Long!