An elderly woman, distressed over the recent death of her husband, decided to end her life early to be with her husband in the afterlife.

She went to her doctor’s the next day and asked, “Doctor, where is my heart?”. He replied, “On a woman’s body, it is just below the left breast.” With that said she went home, took her husband’s loaded handgun, and shot herself. A neighbor, overhearing the gunfire, immediately called 911. The ambulance arrived, and she was admitted to the hospital with a gun-shot wound just below her left knee.