Coming through the door after school one day, Little Johnny hollers out … “Okay everyone in the house, please stand advised that I, Little Johnny, have on this date made a complete fool of myself in sex-education class by repeating stories concerning storks as told to me by certain parties residing in this house!”
how to submit my jokes…
This one.. IF possible
TITLE: B.A.S.T.A.R.D
GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a B.A.S.T.A.R.D .
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that’s not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist kissed the girl )
GIRL: ……Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a B.A.S.T.A.R.D .
GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl’s top )
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a B.A.S.T.A.R.D.
GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist took off the girl’s clothes )
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a B.A.S.T.A.R.D.GIRL: But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist had sex with the girl )
GIRL: .Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a B.A.S.T.A.R.D .
GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST: B.A.S.T.A.R.D!!!!!
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