Sex Ed

Coming through the door after school one day, Little Johnny hollers out … “Okay everyone in the house, please stand advised that I, Little Johnny, have on this date made a complete fool of myself in sex-education class by repeating stories concerning storks as told to me by certain parties residing in this house!”

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2 Responses to Sex Ed

  1. mettlemaster August 24, 2009 at 6:55 am #

    how to submit my jokes…
    This one.. IF possible :)

    TITLE: B.A.S.T.A.R.D

    GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a B.A.S.T.A.R.D .
    PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that’s not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?
    GIRL: Well, he kissed me.

    PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
    ( The psychiatrist kissed the girl )
    GIRL: ……Yes!

    PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a B.A.S.T.A.R.D .
    GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.
    PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
    ( The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl’s top )
    GIRL: Yes!

    PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a B.A.S.T.A.R.D.
    GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.
    PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
    ( The psychiatrist took off the girl’s clothes )
    GIRL: Yes!

    PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a B.A.S.T.A.R.D.GIRL: But, he had sex with me!
    PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
    ( The psychiatrist had sex with the girl )
    GIRL: .Yes!

    PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a B.A.S.T.A.R.D .
    GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS.
    PSYCHIATRIST: B.A.S.T.A.R.D!!!!!

  2. jhn January 13, 2010 at 8:29 am #

    greeeeeeeat. i like it

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