Not all jellyfish look like a white plastic bag so keep your eyes open and if you get stung remember that pissing yourself helps. So if you ever piss yourself when you are drunk just say you were stung by a jelly fish and you need to ease the pain. If the person mocking you about pissing yourself is also drunk that should work out nicely.
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I think piss kills and cures all kinds of germs and diseases. Especially if you have poison oak on your skin, they say to pee on it or wipe the pee with a cloth on the part of your skin that has poison oak.
Some people in India uses pee to cure things,… and I think some people drink it too
Does that mean I should drink more sooner in the evening so it blends in with my punch bowl accidents and oven bumps I generally use during the night to pick up girls?
Cheers
Actually pissing on Jelly fish stings is not the best way to go, Distilled water is, then Vinegar, then I suppose you could piss on it