One day a blonde was golfing. She hit the ball into the sand and went to retrieve it. She was just bending down to get it when she heard a small voice” If you pick me up I will grant you three wishes.” “okay” she agreed. She picked him up and he said” Whatever you wish your husband will get 20 times more” “alright, for my first wish I want to be beautiful and flawless” “Okay that can be done but remember your husband will 20 times more beautiful!” “okay” She became beautiful.”For my second wish I would like to have a trillion dollars” “Okay remember about your husband!” “I don’t mind” The blonde felt a wad of money grow in her pocket. “okay for my last wish I would like to have a small, tiny very little heart attack” “Okay but your husband will get 20 times…”
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