Robyn Chance is a 23 year old American model that has been featured on everything from FHM to EDGE magazine. She has also done work in music videos for Faith Evans and Chris Brown. Sure she isn’t as famous as some of our other daily celebrity hotties, but I like her so deal with it!
It’s Friday so be safe out there and buckle your bad boy up. Tim told me he didn’t want o read on Friday so this is short and sweet!
Jennifer Lopez started off as a Fly Girl in 1990 on In Living Color – one of the greatest shows ever by the way – and from there she went on to become one of the best selling recoding artists of the last 15 years. She is also a actress has been in some decent movies, but do you remember when she was first starting to get big how sexy she was? She used to show off that body like there was no tomorrow and I miss those days. So in honor of them I bring to you some of her greatest shots.
Tata Thursday kicks off this week with the strongest bikini this side of the Mississippi. Just look at the string in the middle fighting to contain the shear power and mass of those chest pillows. Also take note of the green eye shadow. See how she is trying to draw your attention to her eyes so that when she is talking to you it might get you making eye contact. Who is she kidding though because the only reason I saw the green eye shadow was because have the picture wasn’t on my screen….look at those Biscuits!!!!
Famke Janssen is a 43 year old actress that is best known to most people for playing Dr. Jean Grey in the X-Men series, but her career started long before that. Born in Amstelveen, Netherlands she moved to the US in 1984 where she began a career as a model with Elite Model Management. After retiring from the modeling world in the early 90’s she attended Columbia University and later moved to LA to take a shot at acting. It didn’t take long for her to get work starring in Star Trek: The Next Generation, Father & Sons, and a movie role as Xenia Onatopp in James Bond Golden Eye. You might also recall hr role as Petra in Rounders where Matt Damon turned down a night of fun with her — what an idiot!! She has several movies in varying stages of production.
Cheryl Tweedy is a 25 year old British Singer. Cheryl is the lead singer of the all girl group Girls Aloud and solo artists that has a combined 21 UK Top Ten Singles. She was discovered while trying out on the US show Popstars The Rivals in 2002 and was named the first member of Girls Aloud. She was voted sexiest woman in the world in FHM magazine for 2009 and
I just love the Summer and I can’t wait for the New York area beaches to get hopping. Sure you rarely see this at Jones Beach, but you hop down to Dirty Jersey and you sill find plenty of little hard bodies showing off their tooshies. All I need to do is get a lot of gel spike up my hair, go tanning until I am orange, get some gold chains, buy a lot of Ed Hardy too small t-shirts, and life at home with my parent and those girls will be all over my junk!
Brooke Burns is a 31 year old American actress and model that got into he world of modeling due to an accident. The Texas born stunner was a ballet dancer for 12 years until a skiing accident a the age of 15 resulted in a torn ACL. That injury forced her to turn her attention to modeling which resulted in work all over the wold. In 1998 she landed the role of Jessie Ownes on Baywatch and has appeared on a number of popular shows. She was married from 1999-2001 and has a daughter. In 2005 she broke her neck while diving into her pool an was saved by a friend who happened to be an e-firefighter. She now has a titanium fusion in her neck which is made up of a plate, rod, and ten screws.
Monday Morning Memories holds a special place in my heart because I know for some of you as you scroll through these images some foggy memory will be made clear again. Memories you through were gone forever are now once more back in your wank bank. If any part of your weekend was spent looking down at the view i the first picture I think it is only fair that you share that story with the rest of us.
Aria Giovanni is a 31 year old actress, model, and former Penthouse Pet. Aria actually was a biochemistry major before deciding to try her hand at modeling and that has worked out alright for her. She was the Penthouse Pet of the Month in September of 2000 and has gone on to perform in short films, movies, and continued her adult themed modeling work.
It’s Saturday night and girls are out there getting there drink on. Sure when they are in the stages of drunkeness they can look very hot, but as the night goes on these show off early evening stunts usually come back to haunt them. For every hot girl you see in the bar throwing back drinks there are ten other hotties that have had one pretty red drink too many. Just remember if the girl you are hitting on is willing to lie down on the men’s room floor at 2 in the morning she might not be the best person to hook up with.
We are trying to get a new feature started up here on Funtasticus and I want to thank Tori for being our first Hottie of the Month for May. The goal of this posting is to feature a model or just a hottie looking to get some visibility out there with our loyal visitors. I would like to be able to have a Funtasticus Hottie of the Year and have some cash money prizes for the winner so please if you or someone you know would make a hottie drop us a line. Be sure to check out Tori’s blog and follow her on Twitter because who doesn’t need a Hottie to follow?
Name: Tori Thompson
Age: 28 going on 23
Where From: Detroit, MI
Interests: (in random order) Muscle Cars, Loud Music, Tattoos, Graffiti, Mexican Food, Working Out, Mixed Martial Arts, Steak & Potatoes, Bloomin’ Onion, Sports (but NOT SOCCER, Arena football or Women’s Sports), Gambling, Reptiles, The Loch Ness Monster, Mortal Kombat
Turn Ons: Money, Hemis, Big Rims
Turn Offs: Spam, Mullets, joop! Cologne, Anything Kanye West Says
Hobbies: Making money, spending money. Continuing to grow as a person. Striving to be the best I can be in life.
Occupation: Blogger, Retail Store Owner, Model
Pet Peeves:Detroit Lions, Detroit Tigers and currently Detroit Pistons, PT Cruisers, People who ask me how to spell my last name,dial up internet, anything “diet”, People who ride their bikes in the road when the sidewalk is right there, When you purchase two things from the grocery store: bread and milk; and the bagger puts the bread in the bag first, Pick up lines, Neighbors who borrow stuff with no intention of returning it Interesting fact: My first car was a white 1971 Ford Torino
Most Embarrassing Moment: Accidentally ordered a “Black Anus” from Burger King..meant “Black Angus” – Its turns out there IS a difference between the two. lol! What are you doing right now: Filling out this interview while twittering.
If you had one special power what would it be: Kinetic absorption. At least twice a week I think to myself, “Gosh, it’d be nice to have Kinetic Absorption right now”
Person walking on the street trips and falls: Do you Laugh? Act Concerned? Help them up? Ignore the whole scene you are too sexy to care about clumsy people Depends who it is. If its Ben Wallace – I’d laugh. If it’s the Pope I’d help him up and score some “heaven brownie points”.
Promote your site: If you’re interested in making money online with no investment, be sure to check out my website http://paidopps.blogspot.com . There’s currently over 900 articles featuring ways to make money online and save money on everyday products. There’s also a lot of articles about online scams that are highly valuable to anyone looking to start a career online. If you just want more “Tori”, you can catch my Twitter updates at: http://Twitter.com/Tori_Thompson
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