Every little girl dreams of the day that she will be a princess walking down the aisle to marry her prince. They plan, practice, dream and in the end it never seems to work out that way. These images show you just off off track that special day can go when you combine alcohol, drugs, and idiots.
Everyone knew that one or two kids in high school that stuck to themselves and wore nothing but black. They wanted to be loners and stand out,,,didn’t want to fit into he norm. Well lucky for them there are so many other like that and as they got older they were able to be different with a bunch of people just like them. Of course wouldn’t that be like being normal within your group and just once again fitting in which is what you were trying to avoid in the first place?? So confusing.
I grew up in the 80’s and was a fan of KISS because my friends older brother said they were cool so that meant we had to think they were cool also. As the 80’s moved on the great rise of the hair bands took over and they brought us some of the greatest album covers ever! You can’t forget Motley Crue, Scorpion, Great White, Bon Jovi, Ratt, Warrant, Twisted Sister, and so much more. You won’t admit it now, but if on of their songs stars playing on the radio you can’t help but drum along. Hell the cut the cake song at my wedding was Pour Some Sugar On Me…selected by my wife by the way.
Storm drains are usually littered with trash and dirty looking, but what if they didn’t have to be? Nothing like some amusing storm drain art to make the rainy days seem a bit less gloomy.
It is important to remember that Swine Flu can hit anywhere!!!!!
You ever think that making a whole chicken is just too difficult? You don’t have the time or he patience to thaw a bird, get it ready, and wait hours while i browns up for you? Well no need to worry about that because straight from the kitchen of Sweet Sue comes Canned Whole Chicken…FULLY COOKED! So now all you have to do is follow some simple instructions and you can be eating a juicy tender leg in under 20 minutes! Just chill the can, remove the bird, and heat up for 10 to 15 minutes at 475 degrees! Looks just like the picture on the can….white or dark meat?
I remember one time when I was home visiting
my folks. My mom asked me to set the table for dinner. I opened the
refrigerator and taped to the inside of the door was a risqué picture
of a lovely, slender, perfectly built, but scantily-clad young woman.
“Mom, what’s this?” I asked.
“Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to overeat,” she answered.
“Is it working?” I asked.
“Yes and no,” she explained. “I’ve lost 15 pounds, but your dad has gained 20!”
Ronald McDonald is the face of the biggest fast food franchise in the wold. He is loved by children….well those who aren’t so afraid of clowns they piss themselves when they see him. Who would have thought that he would have so many complex sides for us to interpret. I never thought he would kill Grimace though.
Three guys go in for a job interview, all at the same office. The first one goes in for his interview and the interviewer says,
“What’s the first thing you see when you look at me?”
The guy says, “That’s not too hard, you’ve got no ears.”
The interviewer says, “That’s it, get out, you’ll never be seen around here again.”
The second man takes his turn and is asked the same question. The applicant replies, “Uh, you’ve got no ears.”
The interviewer throws the guy out, cursing and yelling that he’ll never get a job with his company.
As the second guy is leaving, the second guy warns the third guy, “Listen man, whatever you do, don’t say he hasn’t got any ears. He’s so touchy with the ear thing.”
“Okay,” said man #3 on his way into the office.
Once inside he is told, “Name the first thing you notice when you look at me.”
The guy answers, “That’s easy, you wear contacts.”
The interviewer was flabbergasted, “How on earth did you know that, son?”
The applicant answered, “What? Are you stupid? You can’t wear glasses, you’ve got no ears!”
Actual headlines from papers around the country
1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
4. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
5. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
6. Farmer Bill Dies in House
7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
8. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
9. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
10. Eye Drops off Shelf
11. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
12. Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
13. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
14. Shot Off Woman’s Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
15. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Axe
16. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
17. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
18. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
19. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
20. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
21. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
22. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
23. Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in ‘84
24. War Dims Hope for Peace
25. If Strike isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
Everyone has one and so often we fail to enjoy the beauty of them. That’s right I am talking about the most amazing face of all…The O Face! That moment when so many wonderful feelings hit at the same time and people just lose control. Of course looking at these pictures maybe you don’t want to see your O Face!
That little bastard Little Johnny was passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his parents in the act.
Before his Dad can even react, little Johnny exclaims, “Oh boy! Horsey ride. Daddy can I ride on your back?”
Daddy, relieved that Johnny was not asking more uncomfortable questions and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees.
Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon his mummy starts moaning and gasping and Johnny cries out, “Hang on tight, Daddy. This is the part where me and the milkman usually gets bucked off!”
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