A couple wants to have a quickie, but their son is in the house. So they tell him to go out on the balcony and tell them what’s going on in the neighborhood while they do their thing. He proceeds to the balcony and begins reporting what he sees. “Looks like the Jeffersons got a
On the day of the Royal wedding, Sophie was getting dressed, surrounded by all of her family. She suddenly realized she had forgotten to get any shoes. Panic! Then her sister remembered that she had a pair of white shoes from her wedding so she lent them to Sophie for the day. Unfortunately they were
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband ‘s temper. The Doctor asks: “What’s the problem? The woman says: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me.” The Doctor says: “I have a cure for that. When it seems
King Arthur leaves for two weeks but before he leaves, he knows Guinevere will cheat on him with all the knights, so he installs a special chastity belt that slices off anything that enters it. When Arthur returns, he lines up all of his knights and instructs them to take off their pants and discovers
Honey,” said this husband to his wife,”I invited a friend home for supper.” “What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn’t go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!” “I know all that.” replied the nonchalant husband. “Then why on Earth did you invite
Nothing like a bad date made glorious by a write sitting next to you and sharing it with the world. Wonder if they ever saw this? The write would think it is another demon he has to write about I bet.
There was a man who had worked all of his life and has saved all of his money. He was a real cheapskate when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife: “Now listen, when I die I want you