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Highest Point

November 6th, 2009

Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on earth?
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Riddle of the Day: No Brother

October 7th, 2009

A champion weight lifter has a brother that’s a doctor, but the same doctor doesn’t have a brother. How are they related then?
Answer on the next page…

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Top 10 Reasons You Can’t Find A Job

August 11th, 2009

The job market sucks right now and for some finding a job has proven next to impossible when following all the rules.  However, for some they like to push the envelope to stand out when going up for a new position.  Maybe they should rethink some of their methods.

10. Instead of shaking hands, you ask them to “pull your finger.”  Some people can’t take a joke!

9. You’re not willing to risk being downsized, since you’re unsure if they’re referring to your penis.

8. In your zealousness to pad your resume, you claim 10 years of Java and 15 years of HTML. But what do they know, they still use Windows?

7. After your interview tantrums, so-called “Equal Opportunity Employers” don’t seem to be buying your “Tourette’s Syndrome” excuse.

6. Small-minded employers find “alien abductions” unacceptable explanation for gaps in work history.

5. You can’t afford shoes – Jesus only worse sandals!

4. “Slashed co-workers with a broken coffee mug” doesn’t look as impressive on your resume as you thought it would.

3. Too much time during your interview spent discussing your jihad, not enough on how you would perform as the new personnel counselor.

2. You show up at each interview wearing an aluminum foil suit “just in case of enemy attack.”

1. You list “smokin weed” as a hobby on the job application and offer to start group session to help the company relax at lunch.

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Naming the babies

August 5th, 2009

A pregnant woman from Washington, D.C. gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, “Ma’am you had twins! A boy and a girl. Your brother from Maryland came in and named them.”

The woman thinks to herself, “No, not my brother… he’s an idiot!”

She asks the doctor, “Well, what’s the girl’s name?”

“Denise.”

“Wow, that’s not a bad name, I like it! What’s the boy’s name?”

“Denephew.”

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A Drunk Confesses

July 24th, 2009

After a heavy night of drinking at the local bar, a drunk stumbles into a Catholic church and slowly makes his way into the confessional booth. There, the priest patiently awaits the man to begin his confession.

After a few minutes of silence, the priest politely taps on the window… nothing. The priest taps again and this time clears his throat a bit… still nothing. At this point the priest begins to lose his patience and bangs on the window.

Finally the dunk yells out… “Ain’t no use knocking, there ain’t no paper over here either!”

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Hold My Drink

July 23rd, 2009

I just took a cold beer out of the fridge and was thinking what would make it easier would be to have a cup holder on my desk.  That way I educe the chance of spillage and I don’t get any condensation on my papers.  After that I thought what would be even better would be to have a hot girl in a bikini with nice boobs to hold my beer for me.  I would have a beer, the game on, a hottie, and a boob cup holder — doesn’t get much better than that!

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Pen Mercedes….not impressing the ladies

July 23rd, 2009

You know some ladies out there are impressed by a guy driving a high priced foreign car.  Well I am not sure they would be getting all revved up if you tell them you cruise around down in a Mercedes and you pull up in this bad boy.   This Mercedes is covered in thousands of colorful pens and markers that show some serious need for a new hobby.  Check out some more of Pen Guy work.

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Interesting Wedding Photos

June 17th, 2009

Every little girl dreams of the day that she will be a princess walking down the aisle to marry her prince.  They plan, practice, dream and in the end it never seems to work out that way.  These images show you just off off track that special day can go when you combine alcohol, drugs, and idiots.

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Who sad Goth looks weird?

June 8th, 2009

Everyone knew that one or two kids in high school that stuck to themselves and wore nothing but black. They wanted to be loners and stand out,,,didn’t want to fit into he norm. Well lucky for them there are so many other like that and as they got older they were able to be different with a bunch of people just like them.  Of course wouldn’t that be like being normal within your group and just once again fitting in which is what you were trying to avoid in the first place??  So confusing.

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Hair Bands Ruled

May 27th, 2009

I grew up in the 80’s and was a fan of KISS because my friends older brother said they were cool so that meant we had to think they were cool also.  As the 80’s moved on the great rise of the hair bands took over and they brought us some of the greatest album covers ever!  You can’t forget Motley Crue, Scorpion, Great White, Bon Jovi, Ratt, Warrant, Twisted Sister, and so much more.  You won’t admit it now, but if on of their songs stars playing on the radio you can’t help but drum along. Hell the cut the cake song at my wedding was Pour Some Sugar On Me…selected by my wife by the way.

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Storm Drain Art

May 21st, 2009

Storm drains are usually littered with trash and dirty looking, but what if they didn’t have to be?  Nothing like some amusing storm drain art to make the rainy days seem a bit less gloomy.

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Swine Flu hits home

May 1st, 2009

It is important to remember that Swine Flu can hit anywhere!!!!!

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