http://www.funtasticus.com Funtasticus.com provides the best entertainment on the web. Daily issues with jokes, humor, videos, pictures and much more! Dont miss out! Fri, 10 Feb 2012 17:00:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://www.funtasticus.com/2012/02/06/so-considerate/ http://www.funtasticus.com/2012/02/06/so-considerate/#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 16:30:25 +0000 Pony http://www.funtasticus.com/?p=20701 One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, “Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?” After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up. “Well, hello there sir. So you actually think [...]]]> http://www.funtasticus.com/2012/02/06/so-considerate/feed/ 0 http://www.funtasticus.com/2012/02/02/prevention-is-critical/ http://www.funtasticus.com/2012/02/02/prevention-is-critical/#comments Thu, 02 Feb 2012 15:30:45 +0000 Pony http://www.funtasticus.com/?p=20668 A married woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. “Quick,” said the woman to her lover, “into the closet!” She pushed him into the closet stark naked. The husband, however, became suspicious and [...]]]> http://www.funtasticus.com/2012/02/02/prevention-is-critical/feed/ 0 http://www.funtasticus.com/2012/01/31/food-has-consequences/ http://www.funtasticus.com/2012/01/31/food-has-consequences/#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 15:30:12 +0000 Pony http://www.funtasticus.com/?p=20630 A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. “The material we put into our stomachs are enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes [...]]]> http://www.funtasticus.com/2012/01/31/food-has-consequences/feed/ 0 http://www.funtasticus.com/2012/01/30/haircut-wait/ http://www.funtasticus.com/2012/01/30/haircut-wait/#comments Mon, 30 Jan 2012 14:45:45 +0000 Pony http://www.funtasticus.com/?p=20608 A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks “Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut?” The barber look around the shop and says “about 2 hours,” and the guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks…”how long before I can [...]]]> http://www.funtasticus.com/2012/01/30/haircut-wait/feed/ 0 http://www.funtasticus.com/2012/01/27/one-hell-of-a-toast/ http://www.funtasticus.com/2012/01/27/one-hell-of-a-toast/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 15:30:40 +0000 Pony http://www.funtasticus.com/?p=20576 John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!” That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night. He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the best toast of the night.” She said, [...]]]> http://www.funtasticus.com/2012/01/27/one-hell-of-a-toast/feed/ 0 http://www.funtasticus.com/2012/01/26/blind-man-and-his-fork/ http://www.funtasticus.com/2012/01/26/blind-man-and-his-fork/#comments Thu, 26 Jan 2012 15:30:12 +0000 Pony http://www.funtasticus.com/?p=20548 A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. “I’m sorry, sir, but I am blind and can’t read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I’ll smell it and order [...]]]> http://www.funtasticus.com/2012/01/26/blind-man-and-his-fork/feed/ 0 http://www.funtasticus.com/2012/01/26/fridge-notes/ http://www.funtasticus.com/2012/01/26/fridge-notes/#comments Thu, 26 Jan 2012 14:00:37 +0000 Pony http://www.funtasticus.com/?p=20492 Gotta love those silly folks at work and at home that leave cute little notes on the fridge . Just makes me want to eat their stuff that much more.]]> http://www.funtasticus.com/2012/01/26/fridge-notes/feed/ 0 http://www.funtasticus.com/2012/01/25/never-forget/ http://www.funtasticus.com/2012/01/25/never-forget/#comments Wed, 25 Jan 2012 15:30:54 +0000 Pony http://www.funtasticus.com/?p=20522 An old but still ruggedly handsome Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. “Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is [...]]]> http://www.funtasticus.com/2012/01/25/never-forget/feed/ 0 http://www.funtasticus.com/2012/01/24/this-is-how-you-sell/ http://www.funtasticus.com/2012/01/24/this-is-how-you-sell/#comments Tue, 24 Jan 2012 15:30:08 +0000 Pony http://www.funtasticus.com/?p=20502 A man walked into the bar at a hotel that was hosting a convention of personal hygiene product salesmen. He sat down at a table with some of his fellow salesmen. Immediately one of the other salesmen says to him: “Hey Bill! We were just talking about you. Your territory sucks! Nobody was ever able [...]]]> http://www.funtasticus.com/2012/01/24/this-is-how-you-sell/feed/ 0 http://www.funtasticus.com/2012/01/23/nair-advice/ http://www.funtasticus.com/2012/01/23/nair-advice/#comments Mon, 23 Jan 2012 15:30:02 +0000 Pony http://www.funtasticus.com/?p=20497 My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found the problem was hair in its ears and cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The veterinarian told the lady if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she could go to the store for [...]]]> http://www.funtasticus.com/2012/01/23/nair-advice/feed/ 0