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		<title>Life of a Pirate</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 13:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, &#8220;Hey, I haven&#8217;t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.&#8221; &#8220;What do you mean?&#8221; said the pirate, &#8220;I feel fine.&#8221; &#8220;What about the wooden leg? You didn&#8217;t have that before.&#8221; &#8220;Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Doctor&#8217;s Guilt</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 13:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A doctor had just finished a marathon sex session with one of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he thought it wasn&#8217;t really ethical to screw one of his patients. However, a little voice in his head said Lots of other doctors have sex with their patients, &#8230; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>He Has A  Point</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 13:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland. They were waiting for the truck to arrive to pump out the aircraft&#8217;s sewage holding tank. The Aircraft Commander was in a hurry, the truck was late in arriving, and the Airman performing the job was extremely slow in getting [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Marriage Question</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 13:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a fatal car accident. The couple is sitting outside heavens gate waiting on St. Peter to do the paperwork so they can enter. While waiting, they wonder if they could possibly get married in Heaven. St. Peter finally shows up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Affairs</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 13:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: &#8220;I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. Last week I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren&#8217;t mine.&#8221; His second friend says: &#8220;I think my wife is having an affair with the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The New CEO</title>
		<link>http://www.funtasticus.com/2013/05/14/the-new-ceo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 13:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means [...]]]></description>
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		<title>3 Nuns</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 13:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, &#8220;I was cleaning the Father&#8217;s room the other day, and I found a bunch of pornographic magazines.&#8221; &#8220;What did you do?&#8221; the second nun asked. &#8220;I threw them in the trash, of course.&#8221; &#8220;Well,&#8221; said the second nun, &#8220;I was in the Father&#8217;s room putting away laundry [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Daddy?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 13:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman goes to the hospital, and her doctor gives her a sonogram. He sees the baby and suddenly the baby says: &#8220;Are you my daddy?&#8221; The doctor is shocked and goes to get another doctor, who looks at the sonogram. The baby says again: &#8220;Are you my daddy?&#8221; The doctor says: &#8220;No, I&#8217;m not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Politicians</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 13:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery,loses control and crashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash and rushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the politicians, he buries them. The next day, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Egos are not wise</title>
		<link>http://www.funtasticus.com/2013/05/07/egos-are-not-wise/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 13:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw [...]]]></description>
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