Humor Archive

Some Quick Laughs

I heard a statistic that there are more men named David in charge of companies than there are women. Well obviously. How many women do you know named David? *********************************************************** How do you piss off a female archaeologist? Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from. *********************************************************** There’s no reason

Some Quick Laughs

I wonder if Buzz and woody had ever met Andy’s mom’s toys. They probably have the same names ************************************************* What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you next month. ************************************************* I can’t believe my neighbors came to my house at 5:00 AM… …thank god I was already up playing the

Jimmy Kimmel and his Mean Tweets Music Edition

If you watch Jimmy Kimmel you know all about his Mean tweets segment where celebs, musicians, and sport starts read what people on Twitter really feel about them.  Check out how Drake, Lady Gaga, and Britney Spears handled the opinions of anonymous strangers.