A minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.” The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?” she asked. “Hunting flies,” He responded. “Oh, killing any?” She asked. “Yep, three males, two females,” he replied. Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell?
Attending a wedding for the first time, Little Susie whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.”
There was a boy who had to use an outhouse and he hated it sooo bad. One day it started to rain really hard and it got the bank all slippery and wet so he decided to push it off. He did it and later that night his father asked him if he pushed off
Yeah I have been there…my mother in law would never check out my site so I have nothing to worry about. Hopefully my wife doesn’t look.
If you haven’t seen Foot Locker’s new commercial take a moment and have a laugh. Mike Tyson has a deliver for Evander Holyfield, Dennis Rodman makes everyone happy, Brett Farve makes an important decision, and more little jokes. If you are a sports fan this is a very original campaign.
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: “Slim, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?” Slim says: “I feel just like a newborn