Humor Archive

Coming into some money

A dying granny was talking to her granddaughter. “I may die any minute so I want you to inherit my farm including the villa, tractor, the farmhouse and all the livestock and $22,389,630.00 cash”. “WoW!!” said the granddaughter ‘Thanks granny, I didn’t know you even had a farm & all this wealth! Where is it??”

Rewards of marriage

Jack woke up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas party. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he as feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw was couple of

Loves his candy

Little Johnny sat down at the park bench with six candy bars and started munching away. “You shouldn’t do that.” said an old lady sitting next to him. “It’s very bad for your health”. “My grandpa lived to be 109 years old.” replied Johnny. “Did he eat six candy bars at a time?”

Pays to be ethical

This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionalism goes right out the window… He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs. “Do you know what I am doing?” asks the doctor?

Naughty Greek

This very young and innocent country girl fell madly in love with this Greek guy and was determined to marry him. Her mother tried hard to stop her, but when she knew she couldn’t stop her daughter, she said to her, “Listen child, marry him and may you live happily ever after. But the day

Lawyers Care

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, ‘Why are you eating grass?’ ‘We don’t have any money for food,’ the poor man replied. ‘We have to

The mind of a child

A 3rd grade teacher gave her class the assignment to find something interesting over spring break and tell the class about it next week. Spring break came and went and the teacher instructed the class, “When I call your name I want you to come up to the front of the class and tell me