Humor Archive

Bathroom Time

In one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: “Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?” Michael said, “Just a minute I have to go


A pregnant woman was in an accident and she fell into a coma, but had her babies delivered safely. She wakes up shortly after her babies are delivered. Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl. Woman: Great! How are they doing. Doctor: They are perfectly healthy. We even let your brother name them.

Truth about sex

A man boards a plane and takes his seat when all of a sudden he sees the most beautiful woman he’s ever laid eyes upon come aboard. She walks down the aisle and gets closer and closer and to his luck she takes the seat right next to him. Trying to make small talk he

Cannibal Eatery

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu… Tourist: $5.00 Broiled Missionary: $10.00 Fried Explorer: $15.00 Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, ???Why such a price difference

Going the extra mile

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such

Devil and the Dress

The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought. “How could you do this!” he exclaimed. “I don’t know,” she wailed, “I was standing in the store looking at the dress. Then I found myself trying it on. It was like the Devil

No Job…Treated Differently

Paddy and Mick worked together in St. John’s and both were laid off. So they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, “Panty Stitcher. I sew the elastic onto ladies cotton panties and thongs.” The clerk looked up panty stitcher on his computer and finding it classified as unskilled labor, he