Humor Archive

Naughty Greek

This very young and innocent country girl fell madly in love with this Greek guy and was determined to marry him. Her mother tried hard to stop her, but when she knew she couldn’t stop her daughter, she said to her, “Listen child, marry him and may you live happily ever after. But the day

Lawyers Care

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, ‘Why are you eating grass?’ ‘We don’t have any money for food,’ the poor man replied. ‘We have to

The mind of a child

A 3rd grade teacher gave her class the assignment to find something interesting over spring break and tell the class about it next week. Spring break came and went and the teacher instructed the class, “When I call your name I want you to come up to the front of the class and tell me

Free Beer!

Two drunks were sitting on a street corner wondering if they should buy a beer with their last dollar. One of the drunks suggested that they buy a hotdog. The other started bitching, complaining that he couldn’t drink a hotdog. The other drunk told him his idea. “What we do is buy a hotdog, go

Prison Humor

A man ends up in jail and befriends his cellmate.  After a couple months of being harassed and bothered as it par for the course in a minimal security prison, he’s sitting in his cell with his cell mate. From a floor down he hears someone yell, “NUMBER 37.” Everyone within earshot is dying of

Two idiots ice fishing

Two guys are out ice fishing. They find a spot, and start drilling the hole, when all of the sudden, they hear a voice saying “There are no fish here!” “It’s a message from god!” one of them said. So they moved to a different spot and started drilling the hole to start fishing, when

Get out of my class!

A new teacher was giving an assignment to her class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the male students. She quickly turned and asked, “What’s so funny Pat?” “Well teacher, I just saw one of your garters.”