1. When you get pulled over, say “What’s wrong, ossifer, there’s no blood in my alcohol?” 2. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race. 3. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf. 4. If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my
Dog’s life can be real fun! Look how much they sometimes experience if their owners are open-minded enough!
And you think your job sucks? This post is here to confirm that things can be worse…
Hillarious caricatures that appeared in numerous publications all over the worls are now available at Funtasticus! Have fun!
1. Borrow money from a pessimist – they don’t expect it back. 2. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 4. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. 5. When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the
Do you remember pinguins from the Madagascar cartoon? These guys look like their real prototypes Have fun with our daily selection!
You guys seem to have a genuine love of blond jokes so here is my favorite: A blonde walks into our local garage and asked for a “seven-hundred-ten”. We all looked at each other perplexed. Another customer asked, “What is a ‘seven-hundred-ten’?” She replied, “You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine,
Questions that have Confused humankind Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?” Who was the first person to say “See that chicken there….I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it’s butt.” Why do toasters always
Oui, the frog, is fond of doing different tricks, among which sitting on a miniature motorcycle is probably the most famous. According to Oui’s owner ‘he loves playing with human toys and posing for photographs’.
We’ve already posted a few pics disclosing the attitude of the Indians towards health and safety. It turned out, however, that they are not the only people who do not take health and safety precautions seriously!