Stories and Jokes Archive
Cathy has six pairs of black gloves and six pairs of brown gloves in her drawer. In complete darkness, how many gloves must she take from the drawer in order to be sure to get a pair that match? Think carefully!!
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, “If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50.” The boy looked around and saw no scale so he
No legs have I to dance, No lungs have I to breathe, No life have I to live or die And yet I do all three. What am I?
When you have me, you feel like sharing me. But, if you do share me, you don’t have me. What am I? Answer on the flip
I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I’ll make it lighter. What am I? Answer on the flip..
A lady with her baby is sitting in a bus beside the driver… “What an ugly baby!”, said the driver to the lady. Feeling insulted, she moved to another seat and murmurred a few things under her breathe. The man next to her asked, “What happened?” “The driver just insulted me!” she cried. Sympathetic, the
During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students: “If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?” Mike replies: “Wait a minute,
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? This is a question that’s been at the forefront of discussion amongst the most prestigious scholars and lawmakers of the world. Finally, after getting them all together – the question has been answered. A: Such number as may be deemed necessary to perform
I remember one time when I was home visiting my folks. My mom asked me to set the table for dinner. I opened the refrigerator and taped to the inside of the door was a risqué picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built, but scantily-clad young woman. “Mom, what’s this?” I asked. “Oh, I put
Coming through the door after school one day, Little Johnny hollers out … “Okay everyone in the house, please stand advised that I, Little Johnny, have on this date made a complete fool of myself in sex-education class by repeating stories concerning storks as told to me by certain parties residing in this house!”
One day Murphy was outside and was mowing his grass when a big moving truck pulled in the driveway next to his. Knowing that no one lives there he figures that he is getting new neighbors. He finishes up his grass and the neighbor’s are unloading the truck he walks up to the fence and