When Is Your Next Party?


Got a party coming any time soon and don’t know what to wear? Well, here is a solution – buy this cool looking fur coat with tens of different lights on it and I am sure that girls will remember you for the rest of their lives!


Always Allow the Bosses to Speak First

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.

The ghost says: Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each”

So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries. “Pfufffff and he was gone.

Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted “I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails.”Pfufffff and he was also gone.

The boss calmly said, “I want these two idiots back right now .” Pfuffff ……….:p


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How the World Celebrates Xmas and the New Year

For ever fattening Santa Clause People in the US widen their chimneys for Xmas.

Also in the United State Santa Clause wishes everyone a merry Xmas in the presence of a lawyer and still gets sued for sexual harassment.

In North Korea people celebrate Xmas by firing fireworks at South Korea.

In the Antarctic they celebrate by having snowball fights and making snowmen…just like any other holiday.

In India children tell verselets to cows.

In Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry children dance around the Xmas tree, then the Xmas tree dances around the children.

In the UK when Big Ben strikes 12 they eat 12 spoons of oatmeal and make a wish. Then they dance to Russian folk song (Berezovky and Abramovich paid for it)

In the Sarah desert people decorate sand with sand.

In the Middle Earth Trees come to town, chop down a human, take it to the forest and plant it.

On the international space station they squeeze the Xmas tree out of the tube.

In Sparta weak and ugly Santas are thrown of the cliff.

Love Dogs


Because they are our best friends! (an old but still cool flash thing)


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