Cameron Diaz is a 37 year old American actress that burst onto the scene for most of us in the Jim Carey comedy The Mask. She went from a supporting role in that film to eventually a lead in the now classic comedy There’s Something About Mary. Since then the San Diego native has starred in everything from action to drama and shows no signs of slowing down. Lucky for us her killer body can be spotted year round in a bikini on some beach.
Horror movies have always been ahead of their times when it comes to their posters. Check out these classic movie posters and tell me you are scared off your ass right now!!
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A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, “I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe.”
The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies “But I don’t have that much money, and I must get a message to her, it’s urgent! I’ll do anything to get a message to her.”
The clerk replies “Anything?”
“Yes… ANYTHING!” replies the blonde.
He leads her back to his office and closes the door. He tells her to kneel in front of him and unzip his pants. She does. “Take it out”, says the clerk.”
She does this as well. She looks up at him, his member in her hands and he says “Well… go ahead and do it…” She brings her lips close to it and shouts “Hello? … Mom?”
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Drunk chick passes out just makes for good times [Don Chavez]
Annalynne McCord in a bikini is nice [on205th]
The amazing Boob Circle picture gallery [COED]
Belen Rodrigues welcome to the upskirt club [Cameltap]
Connie Avila has crossed from MySpace hottie to Twitter Hottie [Hottest Girls of MySpace]
Katy Perry shows off some nice cheeks in Barcelona [Celebridiot]
When cleavage gets better….middle boob [College Humor]
MILF Monday: Rachel Weisz [Holy Taco]
Amy Adams gets er bikini on [NS4W]
Bianca Cruz is this close to becoming the Maxim Hometown Hottie [Busted Coverage]
If you are like me you own a Windows machine and you have yet to take the dive into Vista hell. Well Windows 7 is hitting stores in October and is supposed to fix everything that Vista did wrong. To make sure the people are upgrading to the new version Microsoft is giving some very nice pre-order deals on the product for current owners. The Home Premium is only $49 down from $119 and Professional is $99 down from $199. I am not 100% on getting a new windows machine, but i will most likely upgrade given the pricing.
Tooshie Tuesday….I love Tuesdays. I don’t know what I appreciate more though when it comes to these amateurs. Is it the ones that will get all made up to take a picture of their toosh or is it the ones that have the confidence to head out with their toosh for he wold to see?
You ever get the feeling that no matter how hard you bust your ass you just don’t see any results?
Alecia Moore, you might know her as pop star Pink, is a 29 year old American singer that just has something about her. I don’t think she is the hottest thing out there, but she has an edge to her and isn’t afraid to show off her body. You have to respect that. of course I do think she could beat the crap out o me if I got out of line….why do i find that hot?
You ever hear a girl say that she wishes she could just find a nice guy that treats her with the respect she believes she deserves? Well usually the or coming off a weekend in Belmar dancing on a bar and riding the douchebag train.
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This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn’t feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!”, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone “Happy Birthday.” I thought… Well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids… They will remember.
My kids came trampling down the stairs to breakfast, ate their breakfast, and didn’t say a word to me. So when I made it out of the house and started for work, I felt pretty dumpy and despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Joanne said, “Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!” It felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered. I worked in a zombie like fashion until about one o’clock, when Joanne knocked on my door and said, “You know, it’s such a beautiful day outside, and it’s your Birthday, why don’t we go out for lunch, just you and me.” I said, “Thanks, Joanne, that’s the best thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go!”
We went to lunch but not where we’d normally go. Instead she took me to a quiet bistro with a private table. We had a couple of mixed drinks and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Joanne said, “You know, It’s such a beautiful day… We don’t have to go right back to the office, do we?” I replied with “I suppose not. What do you have in mind?” She said, “Let’s go to my apartment, it’s just around the corner.”
After arriving at her apartment, Joanne turned to me and said, “Boss if you don’t mind, I’m goinna to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I’ll be right back.” “Ok.” I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake…
Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends, and co-workers, all singing “Happy Birthday”.
And I just sat there…
On the couch…
Naked.
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