I am sure she could be of service for all your needs….at the pharmacy.
I need to go get some average wings and a pitcher of beer with a bag of ice in it right now!
I don’t have any tattoos, but I have to admit these are very cool.
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.” “Pop, what are you talking about?”
The most magical sheet in all the land.
It is amazing how close and yet so far apart something can be.
I wash my car in a bikini and people just yell at me to put some clothes on.