Raising children in the day and age is not easy. You have to compete with 16 year old pop stars working a stripper pole, nude picture scandals, drugs in grammar school, and a whole lot more. The best way to prepare kids for this is to get them drinking as soon as possible so they are never the first to pass out at a party. You don’t want to see your kid with half a head shaved, no eyebrows, and colored in with a green Sharpie. Drink Young Party Long!
So who out there is still curious why women are able to get all the free drinks they want?? Anyone? I didn’t think so.
This guy went into the bar Friday night and ordered three beers. In fact, every Friday night he went into the bar and ordered three beers and drank them all by himself. Three beers…every Friday night. Not 2. Never 4. Always 3.
Well, the bartender couldn’t figure this out. Without fail this guy always came in.
The bartender finally said to the guy, “Every Friday night you come in here and have three beers. There must be a story to this. You never order 2 beers, or 4 beers, always 3.”
The guy said, “Yes, there is a story. You see, me and my two buddies always went out for a beer on Friday night when we were in Vietnam.
“One night while we were drinking we decided that we would continue doing this when we returned to the States. We also decided that if one of us didn’t make it, the other two would drink the third one’s beer. And if two didn’t make it, the third guy would drink the other two beers. The other two didn’t make it back so I’m drinking theirs.” The bartender felt bad.
Well, the next Friday night the guy came back into the bar as usual but only ordered two beers. The bartender couldn’t believe it. From then on, Friday after Friday, this guy now ordered only two drinks. The bartender was so puzzled he just had to ask the guy about it.
The bartender said to him, “I notice you’ve only been ordering two beers for the last few weeks. There has to be a story here.”
The guy said, “Yes, indeed there is a story. You see, I joined the Mormon church and I can’t drink beer any more.”
These are the remnants of the wild party I had over the weekend.
Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
You fall off the floor.
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
Job interfering with your drinking.
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case-coincidence?? You think not!
You can focus better with one eye closed.
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Some really creative and cool campaign ads against drinking and alcoholism. Enjoy the pics. Now time for a beer…
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