Here’s more (much more) answering machine messages that you might like to try. Well I finally got an answering machine. Now how does this thing work? Hmmm. Press record button, I did that, and the light should be on. I wonder why it’s not working right. Hmmmm, I wonder what this button does… (Owner is [...]

My wife and I can’t come to the phone right now, but if you’ll leave your name and number, we’ll get back to you just as soon as we’re finished. A is for Academics … B is for Beer. One of those reasons is why we’re not here. Please leave a message. Hi. This is [...]