If not for the war, how about for some of their smoking hot soldier chicks?

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Recruitment for the Armed Forces was done through posters and printer ads in the past. Here are some examples of what they looked like.

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The Pentagon recently found it had too many officers, and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who retired straight away his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points on his body, with the officer getting to select any pair of points he wished.

The first man, an Air Force general, accepted. He asked the pension man to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. Six feet. He walked out with a check of $720,000.

The second man, an Army general, asked them to measure from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. Eight feet. He walked out with a check for $960,000.

When the third one, a grizzled old Navy commander, was asked where to measure, he told the pension man: “From the tip of my penis to my testicles.”

The pension man suggested that perhaps he might like to reconsider, pointing out the nice checks the previous two generals had received. The commander insisted and the pension expert said that would be fine, but that he’d better get the medical officer to do the measuring.

The medical officer attended and asked the commander to drop ‘em. He did. The medical officer placed the tape on the tip of the commander’s penis and began to work back. My God!” he said. “Where are your testicles?”

“In Vietnam,” the commander replied.

Hmm…. don’t really know what to say about these. They are quite a strange series of pictures, which I think I don’t understand.

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CHILD DISCIPLINE – A mom does what she can to correct her child’s vulgar language when he is playing. But kids will be kids.

SWEDISH ARMY AD – Don’t worry, only 2 out of 3 gets buried… literally.

AWESOME CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - It will be hard for Santa Claus to miss this house!

Soldiers are usually associated with men and muscles. But these ladies show that the armed forces can look beautiful and sexy too.

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Recruit tanks, missiles and all sorts of powerful weapons into your arsenal as your try to beat back the invading armies.

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These girls are ready to protect their respective countries from external aggression, although some of them can easily make their way through to the men’s magazine covers. Enjoy and assess! Which country’s army has the sexiest girls? Share your views in the comments!

Romania

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