Raising children in the day and age is not easy. You have to compete with 16 year old pop stars working a stripper pole, nude picture scandals, drugs in grammar school, and a whole lot more. The best way to prepare kids for this is to get them drinking as soon as possible so they are never the first to pass out at a party. You don’t want to see your kid with half a head shaved, no eyebrows, and colored in with a green Sharpie. Drink Young Party Long!
Before your dirty mind starts taking over, no, this post is not about sex, but rather the RESULT of it. How about SIX results?? This couple found themselves with 6 babies at one shot or Sextuplets. Talk about efficiency! Check out the size of the mother’s stomach!!
It was recently discovered by a group of scientists, a way of decoding Babies’ cries. Based on their research, most baby cries mean one of the following 16 things.
1. I have my blankie, you have your caffeine. Enough said.
2. Don’t be jealous, but I think I’m in love with the ceiling fan.
3. I know where the remote control is, but it’ll cost you..
4. To you, it’s just an empty egg carton; to me it’s PlayStation 2.
5.. Actually, I don’t mind sitting in a bathtub that I’ve peed in.
6. Bang a screwdriver slowly and steadily into your gums. That’s what teething feels like.
7. Two words I’d rather not hear from you: rectal thermometer.
8. There’s no point in teaching me to say “mama” or “dada.” My first word is going to be “hat.”
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Try not to die from the cuteness overdose! This compilation is massive!
Mothers usually have to do many things at one time, this new pillow will help the babies to feel the “mother’s hand” even when mom is away!
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