A little old man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees
a woman with perfect breasts.

He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for
$100?”
“Are you nuts?!!!” she replies, and keeps walking away.

He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before
she does. “Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?” he
asks again.

“Listen you; I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?”

So the little old Jewish man runs around the next block and faces her
again; “Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000
dollars?”

She thinks about it for a while and says, “Hmmm, $10,000 dollars; Ok,
just once, but not here. Let’s go to that dark alley over there.”
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