Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game (with their habits partially blocking the view), three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move.

In a very loud voice, the first guy said,

“I think I’m going to move to Utah, there are only 100 nuns living there.”

The second guy spoke up and said,

“I want to go to Montana, there are only 50 nuns living there.”

The third guy said,

“I want to go to Idaho, there are only 25 nuns living there.”

One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet calm voice said,

“Why don’t you go to Hell …There aren’t any Nuns living there.”

Never thought that these 2 words can actually go together. Addictive game where you need to hit a baseball to kill attacking zombies. As you advance the levels, you can even upgrade your skills and bats for more effective zombie-killing!

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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman’s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, ‘Dark in here.’
The man says, ‘Yes, it is.’
Boy: ‘I have a baseball.’
Man: ‘That’s nice’
Boy: ‘Want to buy it?’
Man: ‘No, th! anks.’
Boy: ‘My Dad’s outside.’
Man: ‘OK, how much?’
Boy: ‘$250′

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