First off none of these bathrooms seem all that crowded so you have to ask yourself how bad was the lines for the women’s pisser?  Now you have to ask yourself how all of these girls are smiling for the picture of them squatting in a urinal. i don’t know if you have looked at [...]

You will realize that bathroom and golf etiquette can be applied interchangeably! 10. Keep your back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart. 9. Form a loose grip. 8. Keep your head down. 7. Avoid a quick backswing. 6. Stay out of the water. 5. Try not to hit anybody. 4. If you are taking [...]

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full beard. “Are you the manager?” she [...]

1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?” 2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.” 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. Say, “Damn, this water’s cold.” 5. [...]