A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right at the fifty yard line. It was exciting too, a real nail biter. After the game, he asked her if she had a good time “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the [...]

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Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning – though none of them can remember what they did the night before The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric [...]

Three women were sitting in a bar, (brunette, red head, and a blonde) and they were all pregnant. The burnette says, “I know what I’m going to have.” The other to asked how she knew. She replied, “well I was on top when I conceived so I will have a boy”. The red head said, [...]

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right at the fifty yard line. It was exciting too, a real nail biter. After the game, he asked her if she had a good time. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the [...]

A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, “I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe.” The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies “But I don’t have that much money, and I must get a message to her, it’s urgent! I’ll do anything to get [...]

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employees’ well being, asked sympathetically, “What’s the matter?” The blonde replies, “Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.” The boss, feeling very sorry at this point, explains to the young [...]

Two Blondes decided to rent a boat on a lake for their favorite sport fishing. After fishing for 4 hours at various places around the lake with no luck at all they decided to try one more spot before calling it quits. Suddenly things started to happen, and they caught plenty of fish within twenty [...]