Georgina Verbaan is a 29 year old Dutch actress and singer.  She appeared on the cover of Dutch Playboy in November 2004 and proved her breasts were real by getting them X-rayed…that is going the extra mile.

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Nova Meierhenrich is a 35 year old German actress and television presenter.  She is heavily involved in charities benefiting children and also with animal right group PETA.

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Heather Graham is a 39 year old American actress best known, in my mind, for her role in Boogie Nights as Roller Girl. She is also known for her 1989 appearance in Drugstore Cowboy.  She has appeared in numerous movies, had a memorable guest run on Scrubs, and can now be seen in the hit comedy The Hangover.

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A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least 5 pounds.”

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. “Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions?”

The blonde nodded. “I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day.”
“From hunger, you mean?”

“No, from skipping.

I remember back in 1995 i went over to my neighbors house. She was a blonde and for some reason she was mad at the world. She was in the bathroom and the door was locked. I said, “Come on, you know you don’t want to do this!” She said, “I damn well do wanna do this, nobody wants me alive anyway.” For some reason I actually believed her and pushed through the door. She had a rope tied to her ankles.

I asked “Aren’t you trying to hang yourself?”

“Yes, what’s your point?”

“Well, usually when people hang themselves they tie the rope around their necks”

“Yeah well, I tried that, But then I couldn’t breathe.”

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde woman.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde gal with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

“Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
“No… not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”
The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”
The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.”

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
“You’re finished already?” he asked. “Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. “Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. “And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”

Three pregnant women, a brunette, a redhead and a blonde, are all waiting in a waiting room to see their pediatricians for a check up. While they are waiting, they discuss the sex of their unborn babies.

” Mine is going to be a boy,” proclaims the brunette.

“How do you know this?” asks the blonde?

“My husband was on top when the baby was conceived,” replies the brunette.

“Mine is going to be a girl,” says the redhead in response.

“And how do you know this?” asks the blonde again.

“I was on top of my husband when the baby was conceived,” replies the redhead.

The brunette then asks the blonde “and what then do you think you’re going to have?”

The blonde then exclaims excitedly “Puppies!”