BOSS ALARM
See what happens to a company bar when the boss approaches.

LIFE SUCKS
Guy works hard at giving his sperm at a sperm bank. But he doesn’t know what goes on behind the closed door!

MAKING MUSIC WITH TIC TACS
Quite impressive if this is true.

After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing a king-size hangover and asked his wife, “What the hell happened?”

“As usual, you made an ass of yourself in front of your boss,” replied the wife.

“Piss on him,” answered the husband.

“You did,” said the wife, “and he fired you.”

“Well, f*ck him,” said the husband.

“I did, and you go back to work in the morning.”

A young technician and his boss board a train headed through the mountains. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.

After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young tech are interested in each because they are giving each other “looks.” Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black.
There is a sound of the smack of a kiss followed by the sound of the smack of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word.

The grandmother is thinking to herself: “It was very brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I’m glad she slapped him.”

The boss is setting there thinking: “I didn’t know the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn’t missed him when she slapped and hit me!”

The young woman was sitting and thinking: “I’m glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother hadn’t slapped him!”

The young tech sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself: “Life at work is good. How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his boss all at the same time!”