DISASTROUS CHRISTMAS MORNING
It is the kid’s fault for not picking up on the clues left by his parents on the presents that they wanted.
NOW OR NEVER
Guy musters courage to approach someone who was checking him out at a bar. Funny Pepsi ad.
PLAYGROUNDS ARE HAZARDOUS TO HEALTH
Especially for adults!
COLORFUL GOAL CELEBRATIONS
Soccer players going crazy after scoring their goals.
DON’T OVERDO IT
Family gets their whole house plastered with Christmas lights until something goes wrong.
HARD AT WORK
How to make your boss think that you are hard at work typing furiously on your keyboard?
FUNNY PEPSI COMMERCIAL – Pepsi produces some of the best commercials in my opinion. This is another good one.
CHRISTMAS PRANK TURNED SOUR
So be careful what you give as prank presents next time!
HELPFUL KICK – Guy struggles with loads of shopping bags until another guy comes along and lends a leg!
This should be our last Christmas themed post but I think you guys should like it. The very hot and sexy Danielle in sexy Christmas outfit. I love Christmas!
Ok, this post is not for those who believe in Mr. Santa. Anyway, I heard that many of them are now relieved that their Christmas crunch time is over and are all over the world taking a breather.
Christmas being just one day ago, it would be wrong not to dedicate one post on hot hot Christmas bunnies. So here you guys are, enjoy and Merry Christmas!
1: I prefer breasts to legs.
2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.
4: If I don’t undo my trousers, I’ll burst!
5: I’ve never seen a better spread!
6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.
7: Are you ready for seconds yet?
8: It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9: Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
10: Don’t play with your meat!
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12: Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
13: I didn’t expect everyone to come at the same time!
14: You still have a little bit on your chin.
15: How long will it take after you put it in.
16: You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18: That’s the biggest bird I’ve ever had!
19: I’ve been gobbling nuts all morning.
20: Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all that and still want more.
CHILD DISCIPLINE – A mom does what she can to correct her child’s vulgar language when he is playing. But kids will be kids.
SWEDISH ARMY AD – Don’t worry, only 2 out of 3 gets buried… literally.
AWESOME CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - It will be hard for Santa Claus to miss this house!
According to the statistics, this year’s Christmas was celebrated by more than 1 billion people around the globe. We bring you a report of how people celebrated Christmas in different countries.
At the Vatican, Pope Benedict XVI delivered his annual Urbi et Orbi Christmas message to the world.
When four of Santa’s elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.
So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, “Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn’t it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?”
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
Dear all, the Funtasticus.com team wishes you and all your relatives a Merry Christmas and would like to thank you for being with us. We are currently working on a cool new feature that will be unveiled very soon (but it is a secret now).
The website will also be updated as usual with no interruptions, so stay with, have fun and if you find something interesting on the net, feel free to post it to Funtasticus, your contribution is always welcome!
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