A college student picked up his date at her parent’s home. He’d scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant.
To his dismay, she ordered almost everything expensive on the menu. Appetisers, lobster, champagne . . .the works.
Finally he asked her, “Does your Mother feed you like this at home?”
“No,” she said, “but my Mother’s not looking to get laid.”
1. Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning – cold.
2. The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and written in a large font.
3. New edition every two years in order to limit reselling.
4. Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn’t cafeteria food.
5. Paul’s letter to the Romans becomes Paul’s e-mail to abuse@romans.gov.
6. Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates.
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These are real course evaluations made by students in various colleges and universities.
1. “This class was a religious experience for me…I had to take it all on faith.”
2. “Text makes a satisfying ‘thud’ when dropped on the floor.”
3. “The class is worthwhile because I need it for the degree.”
4. “His blackboard technique puts Rembrandt to shame.”
5. “Textbook is confusing…Someone with a knowledge of English should
proofread it.”
6. “Have you ever fell asleep in class and awoke in another? That’s the way
I felt all term.”
7. “In class I learn that I can fudge answers and get away with it.”
8. “Keep lecturer or tenure board will be shot.”
9. “The recitation instructor would make a good parking lot attendant. Tries
to tell you where to go, but you can never understand him.”
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