HORNY BALLOONS
Another one of Durex crazy ads that you won’t be seeing on public television. If it turns you on, go and get some help… pls.

KNIFE TRICK GOES BAD
4 cups, one with a knife underneath. What happens when you smash your hand into the wrong cup? Not for the squirmish, but is it real?

STRANGE TALKING CATS
I could swear that I hear those furry things talking!

SEXY HEIDI KLUM & GUITAR HERO – Wow, never knew that Guitar Hero can be so sexy! The way Heidi jams with the guitar in her lingerie should make any guy a fan!

CONDOMS GIVE MORE CHOICES – Hilarious condom commercial with the wife’s numerous naked boyfriends hiding all around the house when the husband returns.

OFF-ROAD MADNESS – Demonstration of some really cool driving skills on a 4×4.

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.

He tells the pharmacist it’s his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and his girlfriend meets him at the door.

“Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!” she says.

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are already seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
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We will never understand the struggles and pains of being a condom, especially one belonging to a guy who is not so lucky with the ladies…