The next time the shit hits the fan, remembering some of these eternal words of wisdom will help you tolerate the stench a little better.

1) Indecision is the key to flexibility.

2) You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

3) There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.

4) Happiness is merely the remission of pain.

5) Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.

6) Sometimes too much drink is not enough.

7) The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.

The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.

9) Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.

10) Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before.

11) Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
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You must be a hermit if you have not heard this term like a thousand times already. Though it is not a laughing matter, but that has not stopped the many jokes and cartoons about possibly the worst financial crisis since the Great Recession. Enjoy these comic relief of this financial disaster, ironical, I know.

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