I just took a cold beer out of the fridge and was thinking what would make it easier would be to have a cup holder on my desk. That way I educe the chance of spillage and I don’t get any condensation on my papers. After that I thought what would be even better would be to have a hot girl in a bikini with nice boobs to hold my beer for me. I would have a beer, the game on, a hottie, and a boob cup holder — doesn’t get much better than that!
These are the remnants of the wild party I had over the weekend.
Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
You fall off the floor.
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
Job interfering with your drinking.
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case-coincidence?? You think not!
You can focus better with one eye closed.
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It is the weekend and I’m pretty sure that many of you will be loading yourselves up with this yellow liquid till it overflows out of your mouth. This is what you see when you become so obsessed with beer, everything seems to have beer in them.
These bartenders will make you return to the bar and not just for drinks!
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