Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
You fall off the floor.
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
Job interfering with your drinking.
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case-coincidence?? You think not!
You can focus better with one eye closed.
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