CHILLS & SPILLS
More laughing at others misfortunes.
DRUNK CHICKS SHAKING IT
That Asian-looking chick is super hot. The one in black is ok once she lifts her skirt.
FORKLIFT WAREHOUSE DISASTER
But, but boss…. I just knocked one of the shelves slightly!
These are the remnants of the wild party I had over the weekend.
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party… As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:
‘Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian. ‘
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks,’ Son… what happened last night?’
‘Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.’
Confused, he asked his son, ‘So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??’
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JIZZ IN MY PANTS
Funky rap song set to conquer the billboard charts!
DRUNK KARAOKE SET
Enjoy all the fun of karaoke while drunk even when you are not!
BAD TIMING
Chick in negligee tries to seduce her guy from the back while he is watching sports.
Here is what happens when you get drunk with friends who are just out to have a good time even if it’s at your expense. Girls just wanna have fun, un, Oh Girls, just wanna have fun…
Recognize some of these poses and positions? You might have been caught in one of them last weekend when you got wasted on your tequila shots and long-island tea.
Some candid shots of girls who had one two many drinks and acting crazy. May be a regular sight for some of you wild party goers out there, but could be still fun to see.
Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
You fall off the floor.
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
Job interfering with your drinking.
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case-coincidence?? You think not!
You can focus better with one eye closed.
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Drunk girls caught on camera in the most unglamorous ways. Sure reminds me of crazy weekend that just past!
Be careful not to drink too much! I am not speaking about any health problems here (that’s your own business), but about your dignity, definitely shaken after you wake up and find yourself looking as ridiculous as any of those guys.
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