Tag Archives: dying

October 10, 2008

George Bush’s Punishment

One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. “I don’t know what to do,” says the devil. “You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I’ll tell [...]
Filed under: Stories and Jokes
October 7, 2008

RIP in Style

For some people when they go, they just got to go in style and that’s what these strange coffins are meant for. Seriously, I couldn’t care less how they package me as it’s not gonna change a thing.
Filed under: Daily Pictures
August 28, 2008

Ownage Before Death!

A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were exploring the jungle and were captured by a fierce tribe. As they sit in a hut, awaiting their fate, the chief comes to them and says, “The bad news is that now that we’ve caught you, we’re going to kill you, and then use your skins [...]
Filed under: Stories and Jokes
August 19, 2008

Sorry, No Dying Allowed

This is no hoax and is reported by Reuters. The mayor of a village in southwest France has threatened residents with severe punishment if they decide to die! Why? Because there is no room left in the cemetery of course! In a policy posted in the council offices, Mayor Gerard Lalanne warned the 260 residents [...]
Filed under: Stories and Jokes

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