OFFICE WARFARE – There will be no prisoners, kill all, kill them all!

BATMAN REALIZES WHAT A LOSER HE IS – Compared to Superman that is, cause Superman has like …. real powers, and Batman err…. doesn’t.

REAL SMOOTH GUY – Guy thinks that this sexy gorgeous girl is talking to him when she was actually talking on her hands-free headset. Guess we know who is NOT gonna get laid tonight.