The Washington Post publishes a yearly contest in which readers are asked to invent alternate meanings for various words. The following were some of this year’s winning entries: 1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have . 3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all [...]

Words defined more accurately than Websters.

Claire Forlani is an English actress born on 1 July 1972. She studied in the Arts Educational School in London, learning acting and dancing. She got her major break in Hollywood when she acted as a supporting role beside ex-James Bond, Sean Connery, in ‘The Rock’. She also starred opposite Antony Hopkins and Brad Pitt [...]

1. Cheese The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito Replies: ‘Maria likes me, but cheese fat.’ 2. Mushroom When all of my family get in the car, there’s not mushroom. 3. Shoulder My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn’t know how to read so I Shoulder. [...]

An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the locals, and have a pint of bitter. After a while, he finds himself in a very [...]

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DEAF VIOLINIST – Meaningful commercial about how a deaf girl overcomes all odds to learn the violin and compete. V FOR VERBOSE – The film V for Vendetta in plain simple English! FUNNY MATH – What’s 13 divided by 7? 28 of course!