I know that these are pretty old but still amuses me every time I read them.

“A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.”

“The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.”

“I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way.”

“Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.”

“No one was to blame for the accident, but it never would have happened if the other driver had been alert.”

“The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him.”

“I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.”

“He applied brake and his car stopped, I applied brake and my car didn’t stop.”

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Gosh, the things a person would say to get out of trouble. Even if it means making a complete fool of themselves in the process! Oldie but goody. ROFL.

1. Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.
2. The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intent.
3. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
4. In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
5. I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.
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Ever found yourself dozing off at your desk in office? What am I saying, of course you have. Well, have no fear, we at Funtasticus are always seeking for ways to help our avid readers and fans. Here are 5 excellent excuses you can give when the first thing you see on opening your eyes is your boss…

5. “They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.”

4. “This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to.”

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