Someone seriously had too much time on their hands to come up with this. Enjoy.

The dizzy aunt ——————————– Verti Gogh

The brother who ate prunes ——————— Gotta Gogh

The brother who worked at a convenience store Stop n Gogh

The grandfather from Yugoslavia ————– U Gogh

The cousin from Illinois —————————- Chica Gogh

His magician uncle ———————————- Where-diddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin ——————————– A mee Gogh

The Mexican cousin’s American half-brother Gring Gogh

The nephew who drove a stage coach———- Wells-far Gogh

The constipated uncle ————————— Can’ t Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt———————- Tang Gogh

The bird lover uncle —————————— Fla min Gogh

The fruit loving cousin————————— Man Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking———- Way-to-Gogh

The little bouncy nephew———————— Poe Gogh

A sister who loved disco————————– Go Gogh

His niece who travels the country in an RV— Winnie Bay Gogh

I saw you smiling - there ya Gogh !

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!”

His buddy looks at him and says, “Well, you’re obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife’s ass and say, ‘How about a blowjob?’ … and she’s always sound asleep.”