First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl talks. Hillary says to Janet, “You’re lucky that you don’t have to put up with men having sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he last had his pecker.”

Janet responded. “Just because I am considered ugly, doesn’t mean I don’t have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances.”

Hillary asks, “Well how do you deal with the problem?”

Janet: “Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at me, I muster all my might and squeeze out the loudest, nastiest, fart I can.”

Well, that night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary headed for bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he would be wanting some action. She had been saving her farts all day, and was ready for him. She tenses up her butt cheeks and forces out the most disgusting sounding fart you could imagine.

Bill rolls over and says, “Janet, you are supposed to come over when Hillary is out of town!”

AIRLINE WITH AN ATTITUDE - Ridiculously hilariously airline ad spoof.

HOW TO DETERMINE IF YOUR DATE IS WORTH KEEPING - Apply your wine appreciation skills!

CAREFUL WHEN YOU FART IN YOUR CUBICLE - Funny animation about a guy who farts incessantly in his cubicle.

THE BATTLE OF THE OFFICES - Sore loser Ricky Gervais creates a scene and demands Steve Carell give him the Emmy that Steve won for the US version of ‘The Office’. The serious look of Steve Carell is priceless.

FART AMBUSH - The guy didn’t even stand a chance.

PLAYGROUNDS CAN BE HAZARDOUS - Especially when you act like an idiot.