After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me’ and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, ‘You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too’.

And then the fight started…

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
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BALLOON & WIND FUNNY COMPILATION – Great compilation of funniest videos involving balloons and wind.

WHY MOVIES DON’T USE CELLPHONES – Cause they would be like…. short. Real short.

ROAD RAGE! – Now this is what I call road rage taking it to the next level. These fools.

Various chicks in bikinis locked in a live and death struggle in the pool!

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Anyone keen to join in? Think I am quite happy watching from one corner.

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What is it about girls in bikini involved in a catfight that makes it such a must to watch? Who cares??

Old video but still entertaining with 2 hotties -- Amanda Bynes and Jamie Lynn DiScala in a fight wearing bikinis.