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Man: Father, I have sinned. Priest: And how how have you sinned? Man: I have stolen someone’s bike, and am now here to give it to you. Priest: No, no – don’t give it to me; return it to the person you have stolen it from and you shall be forgiven. Man: I did that,

Jokes of the Day

My dentist reminded me of my wife’s sensitive gag reflex. We laughed & laughed. Then I remembered that my wife & I have different dentists. ***************************************************************** Two beggars are sitting side by side on the street in Rome. One has a cross in front of him, the other a Star of David. Many people go

Jokes of the Day

The new manager walked all around the factory, inspecting his workers, when he came to a room where he saw someone slacking off, leaning against the wall. The manager hid behind a few pipes and watched the employee for 5 minutes. The person didn’t move a muscle, so the manager approached him and ordered him

Jokes of the Day

A Father put his 3year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, “God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa.” The father asked, ‘Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?’ The little girl said, “I don’t know daddy, it just seemed like