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Mike Tyson delivers an ear

If you haven’t seen Foot Locker’s new commercial take a moment and have  a laugh.  Mike Tyson has a deliver for Evander Holyfield, Dennis Rodman makes everyone happy, Brett Farve makes an important decision, and more little jokes.  If you are  a sports fan this is a very original campaign.

Mean NBA Tweets

Jimmy Kimmel usually has on celebrities reading mean Tweets written about them, but in the spirit of the NBA Championship series he had some NBA stars read nasty stuff written about them.

The wise father to be

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. The teacher then announced, “Ladies, exercise is good for you.

New Bike

A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a new 21 speed mountain bike. “Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $300,” he asked. “Easy, Dad,” little Johnny replied. “I earned it hiking.” “Come on Johnny,” the father said. “Tell me the truth.”

What a wife will do for her husband

Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. Sam says to Becky, “Becky, I was wondering – have you ever cheated on me?” Becky replies, “Oh Sam, why would you ask such a question now? You don’t want to ask that question…” “Yes, Becky, I really want to know. Please…” “Well, all right. Yes,

Redneck Calls 911

Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. “Where do you live?” asked the operator. Bubba replied, “At the end of Eucalyptus Drive.” The operator asked, “Can you spell that for me?” There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, “How