Tag Archives | Humor

Demotivational Posters

Posted on October 11, 2012 in Fails, Pictures Comments { 0 }

Sometimes there is truth in these.

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Fun with pizza

Posted on October 2, 2012 in Food, Pictures, Random Comments { 0 }

Sometimes the pizza just isn’t enough to make you happy.

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The wise father to be

Posted on August 10, 2009 in Stories and Jokes Comments { 0 }

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. The teacher then announced, “Ladies, exercise is good for you. [...]

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New Bike

Posted on August 3, 2009 in Stories and Jokes Comments { 0 }

A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a new 21 speed mountain bike. “Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $300,” he asked. “Easy, Dad,” little Johnny replied. “I earned it hiking.” “Come on Johnny,” the father said. “Tell me the truth.” [...]

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What a wife will do for her husband

Posted on July 10, 2009 in Stories and Jokes Comments { 0 }

Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. Sam says to Becky, “Becky, I was wondering – have you ever cheated on me?” Becky replies, “Oh Sam, why would you ask such a question now? You don’t want to ask that question…” “Yes, Becky, I really want to know. Please…” “Well, all right. Yes, [...]

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Redneck Calls 911

Posted on July 8, 2009 in Stories and Jokes Comments { 1 }

Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. “Where do you live?” asked the operator. Bubba replied, “At the end of Eucalyptus Drive.” The operator asked, “Can you spell that for me?” There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, “How [...]

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Blonde simplifies football

Posted on July 7, 2009 in Stories and Jokes Comments { 0 }

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right at the fifty yard line. It was exciting too, a real nail biter. After the game, he asked her if she had a good time. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the [...]

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Lawyerly Charity

Posted on July 3, 2009 in Stories and Jokes Comments { 0 }

A local Goodwill office realized that their organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The manager in charge of financial contributions telephoned the lawyer in an attempt to persuade him to contribute. “Sir, our research shows that while you make an annual income of over $500,000 you haven’t donated anything [...]

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A Lesson About Drinking

Posted on July 2, 2009 in Stories and Jokes Comments { 0 }

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. “Now, class. Observe closely the worms,” said the professor first putting a worm into the water. The worm in [...]

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A Blonde goes to Western Union

Posted on July 1, 2009 in Stories and Jokes Comments { 0 }

A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, “I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe.” The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies “But I don’t have that much money, and I must get a message to her, it’s urgent! I’ll do anything to get [...]

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Happy 40th

Posted on June 30, 2009 in Stories and Jokes Comments { 0 }

This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn’t feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!”, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she [...]

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Amazing Watch

Posted on June 29, 2009 in Stories and Jokes Comments { 0 }

A man is sitting at a bar one night, wearing a fancy new watch, covered with buttons and lights and dials. The woman next to him says, “Wow, that’s a really fancy watch.” Thanks, says the guy, “It’s the cutting edge of technology. I can telepathically ask this watch anything I want to know, and [...]

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