If you haven’t seen Foot Locker’s new commercial take a moment and have a laugh. Mike Tyson has a deliver for Evander Holyfield, Dennis Rodman makes everyone happy, Brett Farve makes an important decision, and more little jokes. If you are a sports fan this is a very original campaign.
Jimmy Kimmel usually has on celebrities reading mean Tweets written about them, but in the spirit of the NBA Championship series he had some NBA stars read nasty stuff written about them.
Sometimes there is truth in these.
Sometimes the pizza just isn’t enough to make you happy.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. The teacher then announced, “Ladies, exercise is good for you.
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a new 21 speed mountain bike. “Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $300,” he asked. “Easy, Dad,” little Johnny replied. “I earned it hiking.” “Come on Johnny,” the father said. “Tell me the truth.”
Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. Sam says to Becky, “Becky, I was wondering – have you ever cheated on me?” Becky replies, “Oh Sam, why would you ask such a question now? You don’t want to ask that question…” “Yes, Becky, I really want to know. Please…” “Well, all right. Yes,
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. “Where do you live?” asked the operator. Bubba replied, “At the end of Eucalyptus Drive.” The operator asked, “Can you spell that for me?” There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, “How
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right at the fifty yard line. It was exciting too, a real nail biter. After the game, he asked her if she had a good time. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the
A local Goodwill office realized that their organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The manager in charge of financial contributions telephoned the lawyer in an attempt to persuade him to contribute. “Sir, our research shows that while you make an annual income of over $500,000 you haven’t donated anything
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. “Now, class. Observe closely the worms,” said the professor first putting a worm into the water. The worm in