Feel bored of having to reuse the phrase ‘You’re stupid!’ all the time? Need some new vocabulary? Here are 48 other ways of doing so, while sounding much more refined.

1. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
2. A few clowns short of a circus.
3. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
4. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
5. A few beers short of a six-pack.
6. Dumber than a box of hair.
7. A few peas short of a casserole.
8. Doesn’t have all his corn flakes in one box.
9. The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead.
10. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
11. One taco short of a combination plate.
12. A few feathers short of a whole duck. Read the full story »