You ever get the feeling that no matter how hard you bust your ass you just don’t see any results?

Nothing like a day out with the kids to see some fighter jets do some cool aerial maneuvers.  Of course not forcing your child to the edge of the aircraft carrier might be a good idea.  Imagine going home to the wife and explaining how you lost little Timmy off the side of the Intrepid.

Friday’s are always fun for people and some people take it a bit more serious than others.  Tired of that beach traffic?  Tailgating teens heading down to party?  Well get yourself a nice cannon and hook it up to your break lights.  Very simple to discourage other drivers from annoying you on the ride this [...]

In an effort to make people less concerned about the threat of swine flu some countries are dressing up their flu mask.  You see a panda walking around and you don’t even notice that the guy in the suit is wearing a scary looking chemical mask that will prevent any biologiacal agent from penetrating.  Kids [...]

The annual Gloucestershire Cheese Roll is a big event that brings out all kins of people looking to throw their body down a way to steep hill for than chance to win a roll of cheese.  I am all for a good time, but I don’t think I will be throwing myself around like this….maybe [...]

Why is it so hard to find love these days?  I know you will never admit you are looking for that special connection, but when you find it you are always happier for a few days – you know until the crazy new relationship sex ends.  Where do you go to find this elusive feeling?  [...]

Swine Flu is spreading and the world is coming to an end!  Stop handling pigs even if you are a celebrity.  For the love of god people the pigs are going to take over the wold!!  I am going to blame swine flu for the reason the Celtics crapped the bed tonight.

OK so who out there can guess the surprise in the fat duck?  Anyone?  Come on now you just have to think.  Did you say an upside down van?  Well you went with the obvious, but we were looking for duck sauce…duck sauce.

Sometimes fooling a would be thief take more than a bike chain, bike club, and no seat.  You have to out think and out smart them by creating some confusion.  Usually making a petty thief think for more than a few second will result in a loss of focus that will save you from losing [...]

I thought catching a cab was tough in NYC, but it might be tougher picking up a horse drawn hatch back shell on top of a wooden cart.  Either this is a very poor man or he is the wealthiest man in his village.  The rest of the folks in his village might have a [...]

Who knew Crocs were so damn supportive?  Those ugly shoes have made million on top of millions in sales to people who don’t care about fashion, but I never thought of them as a supportive piece of footwear.  Obviously look at this picture they can hold up under quite a load…and somebody get that bastard [...]

It’s Friday and I know you are thinking you can’t make it to the weekend, but just remember it could always be worse. You could be stuck in a car with a flat tire surrounded by hungry lions. So just hang on for a few more hours and you can get out there and enjoy [...]