You ever get the feeling that no matter how hard you bust your ass you just don’t see any results?

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Nothing like a day out with the kids to see some fighter jets do some cool aerial maneuvers.  Of course not forcing your child to the edge of the aircraft carrier might be a good idea.  Imagine going home to the wife and explaining how you lost little Timmy off the side of the Intrepid.

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Friday’s are always fun for people and some people take it a bit more serious than others.  Tired of that beach traffic?  Tailgating teens heading down to party?  Well get yourself a nice cannon and hook it up to your break lights.  Very simple to discourage other drivers from annoying you on the ride this summer.  Drive safe and enjoy!

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In an effort to make people less concerned about the threat of swine flu some countries are dressing up their flu mask.  You see a panda walking around and you don’t even notice that the guy in the suit is wearing a scary looking chemical mask that will prevent any biologiacal agent from penetrating.  Kids see that and they just smile, get a hug, and move on their way feeling good about the wold.  I think I will wear something like that to work tomorrow.  Wonder if people in the NYC subways will even notice?

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The annual Gloucestershire Cheese Roll is a big event that brings out all kins of people looking to throw their body down a way to steep hill for than chance to win a roll of cheese.  I am all for a good time, but I don’t think I will be throwing myself around like this….maybe if I had a few drinks.

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Why is it so hard to find love these days?  I know you will never admit you are looking for that special connection, but when you find it you are always happier for a few days – you know until the crazy new relationship sex ends.  Where do you go to find this elusive feeling?  Well apparently some place have actually locations where it is easy to find.  Check out Love Land and tell me that doesn’t make you feel warm and fuzzy.

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Swine Flu is spreading and the world is coming to an end!  Stop handling pigs even if you are a celebrity.  For the love of god people the pigs are going to take over the wold!!  I am going to blame swine flu for the reason the Celtics crapped the bed tonight.

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OK so who out there can guess the surprise in the fat duck?  Anyone?  Come on now you just have to think.  Did you say an upside down van?  Well you went with the obvious, but we were looking for duck sauce…duck sauce.

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Sometimes fooling a would be thief take more than a bike chain, bike club, and no seat.  You have to out think and out smart them by creating some confusion.  Usually making a petty thief think for more than a few second will result in a loss of focus that will save you from losing your property. The all-new chalk a tire anti-theft system provides just that ability.  For only three easy payment of $29.95 I will provide you with all the tool necessary to install, create, and maintain this system. You will get one piece of white sidewalk chalk, a basic outline of a bike tire, and a snazzy holding case.  That’s no all though! Act now and I will drop one payment and throw in a second piece of chalk!  So you get TWO pieces of Chalk, the tire outline, and the snazzy case for only two simple payment.  Please leave a comment if interested and I will send along payment details.

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I thought catching a cab was tough in NYC, but it might be tougher picking up a horse drawn hatch back shell on top of a wooden cart.  Either this is a very poor man or he is the wealthiest man in his village.  The rest of the folks in his village might have a wooden cart with three wheels pulled by a large rat.  That is probably why the guy driving is smiling…he is like the Bill Gates of Shit Town.

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Who knew Crocs were so damn supportive?  Those ugly shoes have made million on top of millions in sales to people who don’t care about fashion, but I never thought of them as a supportive piece of footwear.  Obviously look at this picture they can hold up under quite a load…and somebody get that bastard a salad!

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It’s Friday and I know you are thinking you can’t make it to the weekend, but just remember it could always be worse. You could be stuck in a car with a flat tire surrounded by hungry lions. So just hang on for a few more hours and you can get out there and enjoy the weekend…or stick around 45 minutes and you will get to enjoy the latest set of Friday Wild Girls!

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