With so much attention given to Israel right now, we feel we need to do the same for their Hollywood counterparts. Did you know that we quite a number of amazingly hot Jewish chicks in Hollywood?? I didn’t either!
ELIZABETH BANKS
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A little old man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees
a woman with perfect breasts.
He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for
$100?”
“Are you nuts?!!!” she replies, and keeps walking away.
He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before
she does. “Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?” he
asks again.
“Listen you; I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?”
So the little old Jewish man runs around the next block and faces her
again; “Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000
dollars?”
She thinks about it for a while and says, “Hmmm, $10,000 dollars; Ok,
just once, but not here. Let’s go to that dark alley over there.”
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A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was trudging through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried towards it, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.
The Taliban asked, “Do you have water?”
The Jewish man replied, “I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.”
The Taliban shouted, “Infidel! I do not need an over-priced tie! I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!”
“OK, OK” said the old Jewish man, “It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom.”
Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead… “Your f***ing brother won’t let me in without a tie!”
Relatively unknown Israeli hotness Amit Freidman. She may not be the most beautiful of them all, but she sure has a hot bod.
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