If you have to get a job you should get one that you love.  How about one of these?

Accountant - Someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing. Auditor – Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded. Banker – The fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. (Mark Twain) Economist – [...]

Feeling that your job lacks adrenaline? Well, these pictures show how you could diversify some aspects of your day-to-day jobs. (we strongly advise you not to do this, though)