A young trial lawyer was defending a man accused of burglary, known for being witty (and the judge knows this) tried yet another one of his creative defenses. The judge, while not known for having a sense of humor, decided to here the young lawyer out. “While my client admits he did, in fact, reach [...]

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey, sits down and orders a drink. Shortly after, the monkey starts jumping all over the place and acting crazy. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them… grabs some sliced limes and eats them… then jumps up on the pool table, grabs [...]

A man is sitting at a bar one night, wearing a fancy new watch, covered with buttons and lights and dials. The woman next to him says, “Wow, that’s a really fancy watch.” Thanks, says the guy, “It’s the cutting edge of technology. I can telepathically ask this watch anything I want to know, and [...]

I showed this to my wife and she said it is pretty accurate.  Ladies, what do you think? Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated [...]

Three pregnant women, a brunette, a redhead and a blonde, are all waiting in a waiting room to see their pediatricians for a check up. While they are waiting, they discuss the sex of their unborn babies. ” Mine is going to be a boy,” proclaims the brunette. “How do you know this?” asks the [...]